Valkyrie Nightclub

Step into the afterlife at Ishgard's finest venue.
Open Wed 12-4 | Fri 11-3 am EST
— Primal Ultros Empyreum W6 P60 —

The VIP Section

Can't be seen mingling with commoners? Put your mind at ease in our decadent VIP lounge, featuring a gourmet snack bar and your own private pool. Perfect for representatives of the noble houses. Message any staff for access.

  • VIP per person — 250k gil

  • VIP public buyout — 4M gil*

  • Bar public buyout — 4M gil*

*Buyouts reduce 1M each hour into service.

Dancer Services

Enlist the services of one of our high-class dancers. Dancers offering NSFW services will have the "looking to meld materia" tag. Alternatively, their preferences can be found in their staff page. Payments can be made directly to the dancer.

  • Body / kiss shot — 30k / 50k gil

  • SFW companionship — 250k gil*

  • NSFW companionship — 400k gil*

*Per 30 min, +80% per additional patron.

The above are provided at the dancer's discretion. They may refuse service at any point if they are made uncomfortable. NSFW services are 18+ only, no underaged characters or lalafels are allowed to participate.

Photography

Take home something special from a session with our in-house photographers. Message any staff if you are interested! Payments can be made directly to the photographer.

Prices:

  • SFW Picture: 500k + 100k gil per person

  • Group SFW (5 or more people): 1M gil flat

  • NSFW Picture: 750k + 250k gil per person

*Custom pricing available for special requests! Please ask our photographer as it can depend on the difficulty of the shoot.

NSFW services are 18+ only, no underaged characters or lalafels are allowed to participate.

Auctions

Looking for that one-of-a-kind experience? Or maybe you'd like to make some major gil by selling your own services? You can find it all in our periodic auctions.

  • Message a staff member with your introduction to be added to the list

  • The house starts all bids at 200k and takes a 20% cut

  • You are expected to spend at least an hour with your patron unless released early

  • You are under no obligation to accept a bid from someone you don't like! Please let the auctioneer know if you would like to cancel your auction or go to the next-highest bidder you are comfortable with.

Buyers — Consent is our first priority. Service may be refused service at any point if the seller is made uncomfortable.
Sellers — Excluding the above, if you cannot provide the advertised service you must give a full refund to your buyer.
Advertising NSFW services is 18+ only, no underaged characters or lalafels are allowed to participate.

Hungry or thirsty? See our menu!

Pictures of Valkyrie

Our Lovely Staff

Click our pictures to find out more about us!

Izara Everdusk

Owner / Designer

Sirasa Thimblethumb

Manager

Ahrk Rhodan

Manager (NSFW✔)

Regnier Soldati

Social Media Manager (NSFW Ask)

Lochlann Brekker

Auctioneer / Dancer (NSFW✔)

Lucien Goldheart

Bartender

Catarina Luna

Dancer (NSFW✔)

C'terina Lefay

Dancer (NSFW✔)

Isimp Forvieras

Dancer (NSFW Ask)

Vix Nuadha

Dancer (NSFW✔)

Jinxie Berry

Greeter

Orisena Lori

Greeter

Neinei Lala

Photographer

Alora Star

Resident DJ

Dice-K-0

Resident DJ

Spirit Liazana

Resident DJ

Iris Allure

Visiting DJ

Izara Everdusk

Owner & Designer of the Valkyrie

Even though I opened a venue in chilly Ishgard, I really love spending time at the beach and sipping on piña coladas. I do my best to always be kind but I have been known to mess with my friends from time to time. Obsessed with housing.

NSFW Services ✖
Mods, Housing, Photography ✔
High Maintenance ✔ (jk, jk... kinda)

Sirasa Thimblethumb

Staff Manager, Advertiser, and Bartender

A profile description? Who would ever use this? (Profile picture by the lovely Reginier Soldati of Ultros!)

NSFW Services ✖

Ahrk Rhodan

Manager

Resident glamour addict and simp. Thanks to a particularly odd batch of fantasia (from a shady bartender definitely not named Izzy), Ahrk can take many forms which helps raise his venue lifestyle to new heights. And yes, he does thirst for you.

NSFW Services ✔ (Switch, multiple forms/genders)
Glamour, Photography, G-Pose ✔
Dancing for the attention ✔
GLOW!!! ✔

Regnier Soldati

Social Media Manager & Photographer

"Little is known about Reg's life prior to being freed. She has no memory of her homeland, her nameday, her true appearance and even her real name. Instead of learning her past, Regnier♀ prefers to create new memories, with her friends. She works at this Ishgardian venue I used to go to as a photographer. Well, you know what they say...it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye." - ♂

Ask for NSFW Services (Switch)
Hyur Midlander ✔
Photography ✔

Lochlann Brekker

Auctioneer & Dancer

Lochlann, originally from the Golmore Jungle, forsake the Green Word in his teens to pursue and see if the world lived up to how he envisioned it. Through his wandering, he was eventually brought to and sponsored through the Studium and all of its studies before turning and joining the Gleaners of the Forum... (TO BE FINISHED, BRAIN IS JUST SLEEPY)

NSFW Services ✔ (Switch)
The Hunt ✔
Farming mounts ✔
Hopelessly flirting ✔

Isimp Forvieras

Dancer, Bouncer, & Greeter

When I'm not busy hanging out with my friends in Limsa, I like bothering my best friend Iz and grinding for glams. I love going to venues, eating spaghetti carbonara, and crafting to make gil. Vieras are my weakness (obviously).

Ask for NSFW services (Fem pref)
Vieras ✔
Cuddles ✔
Cuddles with Vieras ✔✔✔

Senadino Vek

Auctioneer & Dancer

Dr. Senadino Bimbostein, at your service. I convert people into bimbos then auction them for big gil. Please contact me if you would like to participate in my entirely ethical experiments.

NSFW ✔
Making gil ✔
Doing shrooms in the desert ✔

Charlemagne Leventis

Dancer

Originally a Sharlayan native, Charlie found the life of an adventurer far more interesting than the life of a scholar. He doesn't hide the fact that he feels at home on the battlefield, but the details of his life remain a mystery even to his closest friends. Comfortable discussing most topics, the Hyur is rather reserved around strangers.

NSFW Services ✖
Cute dates in his Regalia ✔
Cringe ✖

Knighted Waifu

Bartender

Knighted Waifu is a floor tank first and bartender second, hopefully it doesn't show in the drinks. Always ready to talk and warm the hearts of those around, that soft heart of hers goes hand-in-hand with the hard drinks she serves.

Ask for NSFW services (Fem pref)

Lucien Goldheart

Bartender

Lucien Goldheart is an upbeat optimist who enjoys the simple things in life, spending time with friends, and making new ones. He is kind, laid-back, and lighthearted with a heart of gold. He likes chatting, uplifting others, putting smiles on faces, social drinking, and having fun dancing the night away. Also he fantasias a lot.

NSFW Services ✖
Fantasia Addict ✔

Astra Lupus

Dancer & Venue Photographer

The goth demon known as "Astra Lupus" is a voidsent in the form of a Xaela. Beyond their mastery of dark magicks lies benevolence and neutrality; uncommon traits amongst their kind. The purpose behind their spawning long cast to the celestial seas, they wandered aimlessly across all the realms until the day they were first brought into Valkyrie. When not pulled along by the gravity of other friendly souls, it is here that they can now be found.

NSFW Companionship ✔
Photography ✔
Glamours ✔

Busty Muffins

Dancer

"How are Muffins Busty?” Answer: High-Quality Yeast.
When Busty isn’t saving Eorzea or trying on new outfits, she is dancing her bunny butt off, striking poses, and helping her friends. She came to Valkyrie as a regular and filled in as a dancer on occasion. Now she’s full-time and ready to make your fantasies a reality! Expect to be doted upon if you target her, so don’t be afraid to introduce yourself and if she catches you staring, she might show you how enticing her muffins truly are!

NSFW Services ✔ (Fem pref switch)
Dote Bombs ✔✔✔
Bustiest Muffins? You’ll have to find out ;)

Catarina Luna

Dancer

Hi I'm Cat! I love sweets, doing roulettes, hanging out at venues, and meeting new people. I can't stand hot weather, so the snowy climate at the Valkyrie is perfect for me. I can be kinda shy but get me ice cream and we'll be best friends. My favorite colors are white, black, and red!

NSFW Services (Pan bottom) ✔
Sub ✔
Modded Outfits ✔
Hrothgars ✖ (sorry :( )

C'terina Lefay

Dancer

NSFW Services (Fem pref top) ✔

Kumo Altera

Dancer

Hello there, I'm Kumo, a sweet lovable bunbun that's very affectionate ^^ I like running content and chatting with others ❤️ I may be a bit shy at first but when you start getting me out of that, you might find me to be quite a joy to be around. I like sweet and spicy noms, after all, spice is life and life is even sweeter with you around ;D

NSFW Services ✖
Headpats ✔
Sweets ✔
High Scoville spicyness ratings ✔

Luna LaMar

Dancer

I love a warm rainy day, the sound of the wind blowing through trees, and beaches at sunset. I enjoy decorating, gardening, and I'm very much into glams and gposing. I consider myself to be pretty open minded, I have no inhibitions when it comes to sex. I enjoy the company of others and I love to make people feel good. Life's too short and fleeting to say no to something you've never tried. You only limit yourself in doing so. 🙂 ❤️

NSFW Services (Masc pref switch) ✔
Housing ✔
Glamours ✔
Seafood (crab, lobster, etc.) ✔✔

Vain

Dancer

NSFW Services ✔ (Multiple forms, switch)

Vantari Redwood

Dancer

Hi there, I'm Van! I am somewhat shy with words but I love sharing through pictures and I am straight up addicted to glamours and housing. I consider myself a gposer in training and appreciate any opportunities to practice. I also really enjoy being helpful too, so let me know if you need anything crafted. My favorite food is sushi and I love going to amusement parks.

NSFW Services ✖
Housing ✔
Glamours ✔
Assholes ✖

Vix Nuadha

Dancer

NSFW Services ✔ (Fem pref switch)

Io Usagi

Greeter, Photographer, Chef

Io Usagi is a shy yet outgoing Raen. You will normally see her hanging around her tank Knighted. She loves doing GPoses and making new glams. She will gladly be anyone's healer if you ask kindly enough.

NSFW Services ✖
Companionship ✔
GPose ✔

Jinxie Berry

Greeter & Advertiser

I'm Jinxie Berry! I love meeting new people, pastel pink dye and the colour green! I also have an unhealthy addiction to gposing and a very strong belief that you can never have enough bows on an outfit!

NSFW Services ✖
Cute Stuff ✔

Orisena Lori

Greeter

I can only eat fish, and drink sake. Everything else kills me.

Ask for NSFW services only when not on lala (Multiple forms, pan switch)
IRP Services ✔ (Italian Roleplay)
PvP ✔
Fish ✔

Ajha Danu

Photographer & Bouncer

I'm Ajha and gposing is my passion. Check out my carrd and take a look around, maybe you'll decide that you'd like me to share that passion with you. ❤️

NSFW Services ✔
GPose ✔

Neinei Lala

Photographer

Lil' lala gposer that's probably in gposeing right now.

NSFW Services ✖
Photography ✔
Cute Stuff ✔
Gamba ✔

Yui Chibi

Photographer

Hi! I'm a personal gposer/photographer that really enjoys meeting new people and working with them! That or I'm out raiding or crying while crafting ;w; If you ever see me, feel free to say hi, I don't bite!

NSFW Services ✖
GPose ✔
Enjoys letting izara scare off bidders when being auctioned ✔

Alora Star

Resident DJ

Live DJ and owner of Polarity, Alora can be found playing for the Eorzea club scene and community. Her favorite genres are Goth, EBM, Industrial, Cyberpunk, Drum & Bass, Bass, Psy Trance, Melodic Techno, Progressive House, and Speed House.

NSFW Services ✖ Ask and you die.
Lewd Sets ✔

Daisuke Omaru (Dice-K-0)

Resident DJ

Exiled from his homeland under mysterious circumstances, DJ Dice-K-0 has been seen only in passing since. But for those that don’t fear the whispers of the forgotten and deign instead to listen, it is rumored that he can still be found playing the anthem of an abandoned youth in underground venues across Etheris.

NSFW Services ✖
NSFW Memes ✔

Vana Envy (Hevnlyst)

Resident DJ

An enigma to most, consort to some, and contrarian to a fault, Vana Envy (DJ name Hevnlyst) has taken a unorthodox path through (RP) life. Well versed in all manners of pain, pleasure, joy, and anger, the moniker of ‘Envy’ has caved to new impulses, suffusing the senses of a seemingly normal person, compelling her to compulsively create and share her own auditory vision.

NSFW Services ✖
NSFW ‘Experiences’ ✔
Good Conversation ✔

Rem Samejima (Remmy Da Witch)

Resident DJ

Da Witch herself! Remmy is a live DJ, music producer, singer, and owner of Majo No Reibu Nightclub. Remmy can be found across many worlds and planes, spinning discs, enchanting mortals with her magical musical tones, and causing catankerous chaos. Standing at 13.7 billion years old, this witch knows the secrets of the universe and how to throw a party. Her favorite genres are Goth, Industrial, EBM, Synth, Cyberpunk, Melodic Rock, Metal, Low-Fi, Electronic, House, RnB, and Pop. You can follow her exploits as a DJ and Vtuber at the links below!

NSFW Services ✖ (Pawwsitively nyot)
She/They Lesbian ✔
Lewd Sets ✔
Vtuber ✔

Spirit Liazana (DJF Spirit)

Resident DJ

Sometimes the apple falls far from the tree, as was the case with this Ishgardian elezen. Born of noble blood, her fascination with the macabre drove her to seek out the darker places in the Holy See. Severed from the family fortune, she now turns to the nightclubs of Eorzea to ply her trade, spinning the haunting melodies of her homeland.

NSFW Services ✖
Spooks, hauntings, EBM ✔
Exorcisms ✖

Iris Allure

Visiting DJ

DJ Iris is a professional musician, producer, and DJ bringing the vibes to FFXIV.

NSFW Services ✖